Film quotes

Sometimes things are said in films that are hilarious or just plain genius. Here's what I have found amusing in one way or another. The films are listed alphabetically, and those beginning with 'the' are listed starting at the second word. The list will grow, eventually.

Alien 2: Aliens

Ellen Ripley: Get away from her you BITCH!


Mazuka: Science is one coldhearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on.

Debra: Me in a dress. I feel like a transvestite.

Enemy of the State

Brill: You're either increddibly smart or increddibly stupid.

Erin Brockovich

Erin: Seeing how I have no brains or legal expertise, I just went out there and performed 634 sexual favours. I'm really quite tired.

Roberta Walker: Are you a lawyer?
Erin: Hell no! I hate lawyers. I just work for 'em.

Finding Nemo

Dory: E-sCA-pe! Funny. It spells just like escape.

Marlin: Dory. Dory. This is not whale. You're speaking like... upset stomach.

Seagull(s): MINE!


Natalya: You are like boys with toys.

The Fifth Element

Police: Are you classified as human?
Corben: Ehh...negative. I'm a meat popscicle.

Forrest Gump

Forrest: Sometimes there's just not enough rocks.

French Kiss

Kate: My 'flower' is none of your business!


Peter Syme: I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone.


Mathilda: I was just in there. I didn't see a goddamned pig!


Morpheus: Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Miss Congeniality

Gracie Hart: If only I had a brain.

Victor Melling: What?! No armoured car?
Gracie Hart: No! That would be in my other dress.

Tomb Raider

Lara: I woke up this morning and just hated everything.

The world is not enough

Christmas: Would you like to say that in English for us who don't speak Spy.