
Andro Noir pickpocketing.

Wournos Noir killing a cockroach worker with bow and arrows.

Cassis Noir casting fire spells.
Due to an update 2nd April 2012 (Squeel of Fortune - Buy Spins) I have stopped my RuneScape membership. I completely disagree with this update and feel it completely ruins what RS has stood for for so long.
Due to an update 20th November 2012 (Evolution of Combat) my free-to-play gaming hangs by a thread. This time an overhaul to the previous combat system has been implemented and the game is no longer what I started playing.
This page will remain as is until Jagex either allows RS2 servers or other options become available by third parties.
My Noir RuneScape is the result of several years of playing RuneScape and wanting to write guides. I started writing quest guides and other guides in 2006 while helping one of the bigger fan-site. But after realizing I can't possibly keep my quest guides up-to-date, they have been taken offline for a rewrite to become quest stories. I also have holiday events (stories) and other things that my three runescapians enjoy. Yes, I see my characters as individuals.
The game itself is an MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role-playing game) set in the medeival times, though there are influences from other times as well. Skill, kill or mingle. The choice is free.
| The Characters. I have three Runescapians with their different agendas, personalities and goals. | |
| The Journal, where Andro, Wournos and Cassis share their events, skilling progress and other drama. | |
| My quest guides are currently not available as the page system needs an overhaul. Given the situation with RS2 vs EoC they might never return. | |
| The Crafting Guide. Andro's favourite skill. It highlights the main things of the skill, what to do and what to avoid, as well as a section of what she did to reach Master status. | |
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The Chompy bird hunting. Wournos' hobby. Nothing beats colourful feathers on ones head. |
| The Holidays. Some of the holidays the Noir's have experienced the past few years. | |
| Jadinko calculator. Juju calculator. Summoning calculator. My own home-made php calculators. | |
| The Films. A collection of films that I have made. Not very extravagant, but quite fun. | |
| The Maps. A collection of home-made maps, so don't get the idea of theft! | |
| Squeal of Fortune. In my opinion, the second worst update of all time! |